knock knock

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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KONY 2012

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Samraj.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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its all aodhan

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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