Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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