knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

human centipede

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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