A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Mormons having fun.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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This isn't funny.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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