- Anti Joke

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.