A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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