- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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