- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Women's rights

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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