what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Yock

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religion

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Hey

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Anti Joke

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