- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

mark lawson likes boys

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Justin

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

were you expecting a joke

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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