Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's clear and wet? water

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Matt is a Duster!

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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