What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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