An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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