What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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