roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's clear and wet? water

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Chuck Norris Dies.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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