What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Cripples are lame.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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