- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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