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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

A Sloth runs...

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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