- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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