How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Anti Joke

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