- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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