What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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A blind man watches TV

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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