What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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