this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Women's rights

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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