- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What the hell are you doing?

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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