- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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