- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

A blonde walked into a bar.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

YOU

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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