I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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purple pickles

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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<=3 penis

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hello

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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