How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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purple pickles

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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