Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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