What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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u suck

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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lol

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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