When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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its all aodhan

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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