- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

its snowing on mount fuji

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

He--Hey guys

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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