what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Justin Beiber

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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A shark ate your mom

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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