- Anti Joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Do you love me? No.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.