- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Lets Go Lakers!

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

"Knock knock." "No."

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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