What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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