What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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