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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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