- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Mormons having fun.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

This isn't funny.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

This is not an anti joke.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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