What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

9/11

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Catholicism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

all hail based mark

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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