roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

69

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

u suck

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

lol

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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