- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Women's Rights

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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