If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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