What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Nickelback

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What? Yes.

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hey

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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