- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

Tell your listener to say knock knock B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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