- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can count to potato.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Women's rights.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Women's rights.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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