Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Potassium? K.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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you first

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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