Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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