- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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