What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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A man killed himself.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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