- Anti Joke

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind