- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Women's Rights

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

hickory dickory dock no one cares

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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