- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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