Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Top Gear USA

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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