- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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