Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Guess what? Bananas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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