You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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