- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

There's my tractor.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Justin Bieber

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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