- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

I like colin but not as much as apple

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What the hell are you doing?

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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