- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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