Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Your face is hilarious.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

womens rights.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

The game.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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