- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

I have aids

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

I was Born ready I was born naked.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

This is a joke. Laugh!

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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