How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Agent 47.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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