Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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