What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why? Why Not?

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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