- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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