Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

hey, my names mark.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

I just drank a cola.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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